You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You are fired and you’re screwed!

You're fired and you are fucked!

There’s admirable news for Juan. But, first, there is bad news. Layla Redd, his hawt boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” this man says. “You wanted to watch me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify you of your dismissal this day.” Juan is confused. “You mean I need to go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you’re fired. We’ve had to make some cutbacks and ‘coz you’re fairly new, we’ve had to terminate your position first.” Juan is in shock. That petticoat chaser cant believe it. This man needs this job. “Do u have everything you’d love to say before we walk you to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there is one thing I would love to say. Now that I do not work here anymore, would it be alright to say I have wanted to have sex with you since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been envisaging to do this for 2 years,” Juan says. “I want u would have said me,” Layla says. “Too bad you must leave now. How about a goodbye copulate?” And so, in a day or two, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he gotta bonk his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are admirable days and there are bad days. And sometimes, there’re bad days that turn out to be very worthwhile.

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