“I’m Actually Shy”

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What club do u currently dance in?

I’m not a hot dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning fresh pole tricks and becoming stronger and more flexible. If the poles in DC disrobe clubs weren’t so short, I would be all over them anew. I adore lengthy poles.

How long had you been lap dancing?

About a year altogether. Not terribly lengthy, I know.

Did u originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are u self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I would detect on YouTube.

Did you do pole dancing? Any girl-girl stage play?

Yes, I actually adored pole dancing all by itself. I’d do some girl-on-girl stage play with girls I befriended, too. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I like any job where I receive paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did you do lap dances too?

Yeah. My lap dances were hawt!

What sort of costumes and shoes did you like wear on stage?

I looked nice-looking great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC beauty boots with the braces and all. But I too had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic stripper heels. I wish I got the ones with the lights in ’em. Hell, I desire I identified some with little plastic fish floating in ’em. I would have worn the hell without those! With a stringy, darksome, belt micro-bikini and a cane and a mountainous fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the lap dancer pole. Screw…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do men make in clubs?

Not tipping well. Almost all other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make specie.

What should a lad talk about if he’s spending time with a dancer in a lap dancing club?

No thing. Shut up and relish a nude hotty exotic dancing on u!

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