Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This Mama I’D LIKE TO FUCK is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for schlong.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, commands two larger than run of the mill Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery lad arrives, that babe gives a decision she’d rather have his schlong than dinner.

She invites him in and widens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is something I could choke on,” she says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that buck doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word she says…until that babe says, “I would actually adore to shag u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everyone understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where this babe sucks his 10-Pounder, hops on top of it, rides it inflexible and jacks him onto her nice-looking face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To screw hot MILFS. At least that’s the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn fur pie?

A. Pizza delivery boys
B. Cable boys
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

In any case, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mommy and grandmother. This babe works in wedding planning. That babe is divorced. She is a swinger. This babe likes fellows who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The best job she’s ever had?

“Shooting for you, certainly!”

Certainly!

The finest job for studs who crave to have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery boys.

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